Golfball Launcher
NCSTAR’s golf ball launcher is a man child toy that any man can appreciate. Over the years I’ve had loads of fun with these and they are great for the cookouts so long as you don’t live in a neighborhood. If you do well fuck the HOA if they can’t take a joke.
Definitely don’t use this device like this without a federal explosives license. It is not hard to apply the cost is relatively low. How ever in general these perimeter alarms have been handy in keeping the raccoons at bay. No I am not going to give you the keys to making this skit I portrayed functional stop asking!!! I make BS self defense tips not explosives class videos. If it’s something you want to do either get the license or find someone with the license and befriend them. Yes this works but not how it is portrayed in the video but again I’m not here to teach real world skills that will potentially lead to your incarceration or bodily injury. I’m here to make you laugh and have the ATF wondering who my licensed friends are and why I’m constantly messaging them about licensing questions.
Seasoning with 12ga
You can make them at home as I’m sure most companies just showcase them as a gag gift idea as the liability is too high for most to take the risk of selling a product like this.
Yes mini cannon
Who doesn’t like blowing shit up or shooting shit. The mini cannon does just that. Can’t afford the 6k price tag on a real cannon well look no further.
Electric Skateboards
Make sure you do your research.There are many brands out there and not all of them are quality. I’ve road the Meepo boards with a great outcome. This product is going to come down to a mix of preference on board design,battery life and max speed. Make sure you test the hell out of the board during your return period to make sure your happy with the quality.
XXX
It is a part of any mans daily activity and it is perfectly normal. Yes I’m talking about the Gawk Gawk 3000. Now we all know the wife or girlfriend is not going to be in the mood all the time. This leads to built up testosterone mix that with a little alcohol and you intensify the the issue of needing a release. An old timer once told me you have to get the poison out of the body. What he meant by that was you need a release before going out for the guys night in order to be faithful to your partner. I can’t agree more with this. It may sound stupid but most men don’t have self control there biological system is screaming eat, f**k, sleep. Ladies this is important for you as well I understand you may not want to be intimate with your partner 100% of the time. This is an easy alternative I promise if you break a toy like this out on your man for one he will not object.Men that goes for you to if your woman needs a jack hammer to get the job done then you better get to jack hammering Mother F***er. Don’t be ashamed of toys in the bed room.
Air zooka
One of my favorite childhood toys. Anyone can get the joy out of these. Yes they work you can blast an air vortex anywhere in the house to annoy the dog,cat,kids and especially the wife or girlfriend/significant other.
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