Vag to Mouth

I don’t know about you but I don’t want anyone to put their dick lips on me. Now one might argue that her lower lips might be dick lips as well however I like to think of it like a self cleaning system. I’m not here to say which is better or worse I just know which one I’d pick.

Tactical Kilt

Completely worth the money every single penny.

William Painter Sun Glasses

Part of being cool is looking the part. If your a fellow beer enthusiast then these might be the glasses for you. With titanium frames, incorporated bottle opener, and polarized lenses for my fellow fisherman William Painter Hook glasses are a one stop shop. I personally wore Oakely and Costa sun glasses for years but the key difference here is they can’t open my bottle without damaging the plastic frames William Painter glasses can. Don’t you dare say you’ll just use your flip flop opener either because one you should be wearing Combat flip flops two who the fuck wants dog shit and god knows what else touching thier beer bottle on the bottom of your nasty beer opener flops.

Dry fit Shorts

I use the hell out of mine because they are the same material as traditional board shorts but with the extra pockets of cargo shorts. On a sunny day they dry within minutes plus unlike board shorts that typically have a shoe lace style tie these have belt loops.There are multiple brands to suit your needs if I’m being honest about this one they are mostly all made from the same material so brand and warranty is the main factor in cost.

Couple More Days Construction

I love the slogan “We’re always almost done.” while more of a gag gift it is kind of the perfect work attire around the house to draw out the humor of home renovation head aches.

Dead Pool

Why not that is all I have to say about this.

Milwaukee Heated Jacket

If you are a bitch to cold like myself then look no further. I tried one of these out when I was working as a helicopter lineman in Lubbock, TX during the winter storm.By the time you factored in wind chill from the rotor blades it was roughly -19 degrees Fahrenheit this jacket was the only saving grace that day. While my jibblets and digits were frozen my chesticles or milkshakes stayed pleasantly warm.Before you go thinking how is a guy representing coolguyshit going to be a bitch about cold well its easy Afghanistan and Korea ruined the cold for me.

Browning Wax Cap

This is just a personal preference I’ve worn many ball caps but this one in particular I’ve bought three of throughout the years. They made it through deployment as well as all my videos for BS self defense so I can’t complain. The wax coating is a feel I can’t explain but I have come to love.

Shemagh

Don’t ask me to properly pronounce it for shits sake it is probably spelled wrong. I still wear one when its cold out or I’m 40 miles offshore fishing because they are breathable and cover you from the sun. Maybe you have different motives like to make a fashion statement or you want to look like an operator.What ever the case they make great sun covers or robbery mask.Disclaimer don’t use it as a mask for a robbery in fact please don’t go robbing people.Defiantly don’t purchase one of these followed by something from the arsenal category or you might end up on a watch list.